We always knew that Microsoft Word's English spell checker would not suggest the obvious corrections for fyck and cjnt, but were surprised when Google's Android was pathetic about etection. We wonder what's the most sexless word that spell checkers are shy about. Spme Apple stuff fails on fyck and cjnt, but passes on etection. We're pleased to say that Google / Chrome passed on fyck, cjnt and etection but were amazed that the respected German spell checker Duden failed on fjcken. (Correct spelling ficken). Germans are normally shameless and, like sorry, they barely have a word for shame.
Sunday's competition
Send the most obscure sex word that does not have the correct spell checker suggestion to editor@discodamaged.net. Screen shots appreciated. Prize: An honourable mention in this distinguished journal.
berlin 
The german word for shame is "schämen"; "sich schämen"; "die Scham"...
if you type in the swype-keypad for Galaxy phones cjnt it suggests: Cont, Chat, Vinyl
For etection it suggests: erection, erections, erecting, reaction, erectile
for fyck: fuck, duck, ducky, ducks
for fjcken: ficken, dicken, gucken, ducken
Posted by: Tom | Sunday, January 20, 2013 at 19:59