We've been receiving intermittent reports and a flood of pictures from the good ship La Demence and are amazed that our reporter has time to write in between shags. We've been busy too so, with a slight delay, here is what we have. The ship is in transit from Sicily to Ibiza, so we don't expect much more today.
Olympic effort required
Day 1- crap weather at sea
We got to Marseille all right, toured a bit the city and met up with friends of mine. We didn't taste some French cock because we wanted to spare ourselves for the Olympic effort of the cruise.
At the check in there was a massive queue and everyone was already checking each other and sizing up in the distance. We were queuing behind some Russian tramps, a guy and two girls, and he had loudspeakers around his neck and music blaring out....charming...
On the boat, nice cabin, we had some food and shared the table with two guys from Tel Aviv, nice hotties. Then a nap and the safety drill, at which we showed up in safety jackets and wigs. Renee had a full pink one and I was in curly red, we had a blast and made some friends.
Nobody overdosed on G
Fast forward to the sail off party, this time nobody overdosed on G so badly to hold the ship in port. We became closer friends with the Israelis, there was a lot of snogging and fiddling in each other's trousers on the dance floor. Plenty of other hotties as well and quite some flirting.
Then dinner in the self service - Jack you are right, the food is average- drag show by La Diva, which was quite good, and military party.
Germans and Belgians very serious
The German and Belgians took it very seriously and were properly kitted, our Israeli friends brought out their uniforms and introduced us to more hot friends. The party started with Paul Heron, who I remember as a young hot thing. Now hes a no longer young, no longer hot someone whose music is not the fun that used to be. Some miau bumps and a blow job later, the DJ changed and the mood improved.
Deck 12 open air dark room - big and bigger
I danced a bit longer but the urge was too strong, so I went to inspect deck 12 with the open air dark room. There was strong wind, so the action was happening in an area corralled by stacked sun loungers. The Belgians and Dutch never disappoint when it comes to large cocks. I sucked on a big one, then clocked on a massive cock and a managed to get fucked by him. After a while he moved on so I found another one of an appropriate size and managed to ride him. In the meantime I was being sucked by another guy; this lasted for a while then a man with a very large cock approached and, well, would have been rude to say no, so I started sucking on him and finally ended with him up my ass. I was tired but kept thinking of poor baby Bob, took a deep breath and took him all in. Back to the cabin for a quick shower, then on the dance floor looking for Renee. Finally found him, snogged one of the Israeli guys a bit more and went to bed.
Today the weather is crap, raining and chilly. Renee has disappeared, probably with a black guy with a massive cock, I watched a bit of the Mr la Demence cruise election (yawn) and am in the self service area looking around....they should really have the rainy days playroom.
Or maybe I haven't found it yet. Off to the sauna now maybe I'll find some entertainment there.
End of report #1
Riding A Massive French Cock
It's been busy days and connection less, in Taormina I went online for 5 minutes only, Grindr bleeped and in no time I was riding a massive French cock.
But let's go in order.
Report 2, Naples
The visit to Naples and Capri was quite low key, we were shattered after a lively night of miau, dancing and cock. We managed to stagger to the hydrofoil to Capri and there find a restaurant. Then somehow back to the ship.
Unexpected top side
I have very foggy memories, there was the underwear party and I got hold of a French cutie. We went back to the cabin, Renee was not into him and I started banging his ass.
This cruise has unveiled my unexpected top side, which has given a lot of good times around. After a while of pounding him, I was ready to go upstairs to the party again, when unexpectedly I bumped into our neighbour, a real hot muscle Mary. So it was back to the cabin and back to fucking. Only much later I decided that I wanted some cock for myself as well, and headed to the entertainment area on deck 12.
Report 3, Taormina, disco tea dance and white party
It must be at this point that I discovered the joys of the sauna, but I cannot quite remember. At night the dark rooms are open but the saunas are very lively for the whole day. As I walked in there it was packed but nobody was doing anything. Then a guy sat beside me and started playing with my willy. That started the action and pretty soon things were wild. I was naughty and grabbed the guy with the largest cock and a black guy, then went to a cabin to be properly rogered.
The visit to Taormina was quite nice, and since we had already been the 3 years ago we just headed to the Grand Hotel Timeo where we had aperitivi and we ended up having lunch too.
Then back for the disco party, with wigs, costumes and all you can imagine. We went to dinner still in our outfits and in the restaurant I started snogging our neighbour, which drove Renee in a jealous fit. Back to the cabin, Renee had a nap and I went next door to fuck the neighbour some more.
Then white party, I met again our Israeli friends and snogged one of them for a while.
There was a lot of coming and going to the cubicles, bumps of miau and blow jobs.
I then went back to the cabin with one of the Israeli guys and had a nice session.
Then back upstairs, dancing the night away. After the end of the white party the survivors went to the after party, I cruised the dark room but there wasn't anything I deemed interesting, so I went back to the cabin for some sleep.
T-dance defies description
Report 4, day at sea, ladies tea dance and fetish party
After 3 hours sleep, we staggered up to the loungers, to try and make the most of a properly sunny day. But...I fell asleep and woke up because my skin was itching :-(
Having turned into a lobster, went for a nap while Renee was cruising the sauna and the corridors, and came back a few hours later with a big smile and shaky legs. Then ladies tea dance, I'm sending you the pics because what I've seen defies description.
I skipped the fetish party because I was shattered, Renee can report on that. And I've been on a drugs break since yesterday, too much miau gave me an anxiety attack so I'm stopping it for the moment.