Jack's been a bit quiet recently, so we urged him to tell us what he did the weekend after Berlin gay pride. Basically he was 'having a quiet one' to recover from the previous two weekends but by Sunday afternoon he had finished all the house work and decided to reward himself with a visit to lab.oratory which led to Berghain x 2 and finally Bull. Read on for more – explicit language and photo of nice boys are used.
lab.oratory have a naked sex party on the first Sunday of every month and it was Jack's first time to the event. He arrived at 4.30 about half an hour after it opens. After putting his clothes in a bag, he got number 31 written on his arm. The architectural design in lab.oratory is even more stunning than in its mother club Berghain. They have a set of cubicles (not toilets). You enter them through heavy chains which clank loudly to warn of your arrival. Outside them they left a couple of metre high concrete blocks which were part of the building structure. They have been demolished down to the 1 metre level and you can still see the rubbly edges. In between them they casually hang a sling. It's a comfortable place to sit and chat and watch the sex go by. Jack had a Hasselroder (same price, more liquid than a Becks) and wandered into the yard. He hadn't seen that before either. It has tables and benches and a few nooks and corners where you can get a bit of privacy – not much. As one of Jack's companions pointed out, the garden is overlooked by the fire station behind Berghain. They imagined firemen going up to the top floor and getting cheap thrills by watching the naked guys in the lab.garden. Unlikely.
The easiest place for getting random sex in lab is the larger upstairs playroom. Jack waited at the bottom of the steps to check the traffic, it all seemed to be going up and Jack went with the flow. This playroom is dominated by a cage with a sling inside and there's a darkish corner with a bed. A guy was just finishing being fucked on the bed. Jack looked on. He looked relaxed and wanting more when the other guy finished, Jack obliged. He had a remarkably tight but capacious arse considering he'd just been finished with and Jack willingly gave him more. When he had exhausted that, Jack turned back to the cage, still with a raging hard on. There was a middle aged guy, slightly plump, with spectacles and an unruly mop of grey hair in there - not your usual gay Berliner. He was fucking a hot blond young hunk in the sling. Jack should have been on to that earlier. His cock poked through the bars and the hunk reached out and started wanking it. He obviously wanted to suck too, so Jack went round to the cage entrance, ducked under the sling and got in position by hunk's head. It didn't work too well because the sling was too big and high. But a minute or two later Jack came over the blond's face and chest.
A bit or rest and relaxation was required after that and Jack spent the rest of the time admiring the architecture and drinking and chatting in the garden. Out there he met Ralf, half-Polish and half-German. It seemed like a good mixture- the benefits of being German plus getting a bit drunk and being hilariously funny. Yoshi – mainly Japanese but with lots of nice other bits mixed in – was particularly taken with Ralf's jokes. He could understand them. Jack could only understand about half.
Through a crack in the fence you can see the beautiful people going into the Berghain garden and the Berghain music drowns out the hushed tones of lab music. The temptation became too much and Jack dressed, got a stamp and went round to the Berghain entrance. It was 7pm, Berghain closes at 8, and the cash desk was shut. Big smiles and love of Berghain procured Jack free entrance. He didn't bother going upstairs and went straight out to the garden. It was full of healthy, beautiful, intelligent people – like a nice media crowd - not at all like the wrecks that usually crawl out of Berghain at midday. But there were some wreckage. After sitting by the dance floor, soaking up the atmosphere, watching the showered people, Jack took a stroll and found his reprobate mate John and friends lying on the grass under a shady tree. They had been in Berghain all night and day and it was great to sit and chat in English. They were thrown out – due to the garden closing – and went to the beer garden in Berghain Kantine (photo: David and Alex). It might have concluded there, but John took Jack to Bull so there was more sex to be had at 3am on Monday morning. Jack called in sick the same day. So did David.
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