Gay sex in Berlin Schöneberg

DD’s special investigative reporter Jack took a tour of Berlin’s Schöneberg a couple of Tuesdays ago. The excuse was to sample the new FKK night at Bull. FKK - that’s Frei Körper Kultur, naturism to you and, as it’s in Bull, which is about two thirds darkroom / playroom, Jack expected a bit of naked sex party action. Along the way Jack tested a prostitute, visited Scheune and Tom’s Bar and ended up in Tramps with a fuck buddy. Read on to find out more.

The FKK night (every Tuesday from 20:00 in Bull) was a success. There were about 30-40 people there. It was busy when Jack arrived at about 9pm and Jack was last out of the play area at about midnight. The crowd was a mixture of ages (30-50) and they somewhat segregated themselves sexually, apart from one young Asian lad who wanted to be fucked by everybody. Jack did his share of giving and taking. When he had got dressed to leave, he was almost raped by a charming tourist at the bar and had to take all his clothes off again. The staff were very tolerant when he was spread-eagled naked across three bar stools submitting to said tourist. Eventually he exited still totally wired for sex and wondering where to go next. He wandered down Eisenache Strasse, vaguely in the direction of Scheune and Tramps.

This took him past the rent boy area at the corner of Fugger Strasse by the Blue Boy bar. There was a very attractive young man there who tempted Jack. Why not? Negotiations ensued and a price of 100 € was agreed for ‘very good sex’ for an hour. They walked the 5 minutes to Jack’s flat and it turned out that the rent boy was Hungarian, spoke no English or German, except for numbers and the word ‘sex’. He totally fancied himself and couldn’t help watching himself in the mirror as he undressed. ‘Very good sex’ consisted of naked rent boy kneeling on bed dangling his limp cock in Jack’s mouth. Fucking was out of the question. After 20 minutes of this futile pursuit, Jack called a halt, demanded 50€ back and sent the boy packing. What a waste of time and money.

Something needed to be done, so Jack decided to head down to Scheune. It was 1am by this time and Scheune was not empty, but not as good as it is sometimes. There was an old chap – certainly in his sixties, possibly older – who was sitting at the bottom of the stairs to the darkroom, watching the porn and wanking himself. It was a bit pathetic. After a bit of messing about, Jack ended up being fucked in the sling by some American guy. The American wandered off and the wanking pensioner suddenly appeared with a condom ready. Jack laid back and thought of England. The old pensioner came in about three minutes which made Jack feel like a saint. Charity work for quarter 2 all done and dusted! That really was scraping the barrel and there was nothing left in Scheune. Tom’s Bar a couple of the doors up the road was empty and Tramps beckoned. There were quite a few familiar faces in there. After a bit of fun one young man had his trousers round his ankles and his fat cock in Jack’s mouth. Then a fuck buddy of Jack’s appeared, got all amorous, took Jack home and fucked him to sleep. Zzzzzzzzz.

Comments

[Ricardo]

Love your Berlin's chronicles of the night..
This one is really funny!